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The variable speed dial is the best part—crank it down and the clapping turns from genuine enthusiasm to pure passive-aggression, which is way funnier than I expected. My coworkers now request a slow clap whenever someone finishes a meeting late.

The twist dial is pure genius—crank it down mid-applause and the mood flips to sarcastic so fast I nearly choked on my coffee. Even the encouraging setting feels oddly personal, like a tiny crowd that genuinely cares about my stapler victories. Best impulse buy I’ve made all year.

I stuck it on my desk for a laugh, and honestly, the slow sarcastic clap is way funnier than it has any right to be—perfect for judging my coworkers' ideas.